Bite The Hand That Feeds You

[nibelungvalesti]

Who: Tamara, Greg, Ivan, the Doctor
What: Fame has its price. That price is FANS.
When: Varies.
Where: Varies.
Warnings: None expected.

And to think, the day started out so nice...

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[panspermia]

[ It's hit the point where Greg can't sneak out to parties anymore, but he hasn't had any trouble on small trips like this to a cafe. The hat, ponytail, and glasses disguise might need retiring soon, but the worst case scenario is getting to sign a few autographs, maybe share a few selfies.

Right...? ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Right. Sure. And that sudden jerk as someone grabs Greg's ponytail from behind is totally innocent, right?]

[panspermia]

[ SURELY... JUST A MISTAKE... Greg gives a small yelp, whipping around and hand protectively reaching back to free himself. ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Well, if your hair was less ridiculous, Greg, you might have gotten free there. As it is, you've managed to tug enough of it out of the way to delay the girl who's trying to cut out a huge chunk of it with scissors.]

[SHE WOULD PUT IT IN A SHRINE, GREG.]

[Letting out a little shriek of surprise, she tugs back and tried to make that cut a second time. At this point he can legitimately question if she's even aware on any level that the hair is attached to an actual person.]

[panspermia]

[ The sight of scissors escalates his concern from confusion to panic. ]

WHOA, whoa whoa whoa, what the hey are you doing?!

[ He grips at his ponytail to cut down on the tug of war with his freaking skull, and waves his other hand in front of her face. Hello come on here!! ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Noooo!

[That is more of an abstract shriek of frustration, not even directed at him so much as her irritation with an obstacle in her way. She shoves forward, trying to knock him off-balance and get that hand out of her way so she can get her souvenir. The scissors flash as she jabs them out, not even caring what they contact so long as she can make her cut.]

[panspermia]

Aaaugh--!

[ Greg recoils as her lunge leaves a cut down his arm--it's shallow, and the shock gets him more than the actual pain. ]

Holy--would you--

[ He makes a grab for her wrist. ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[She's sure not coordinated enough to stop him from catching her, but her eyes light up as she sees a new prize. Releasing his hair, the girl reaches to grab his arm instead.]

[That's right. She's out for blood.]

[panspermia]

[ She's switching gears too quickly for him to possibly realize what she's up to. He gives a brief hiss as she latches onto his arm. ]

Come on, get it together! What do you think you're doing?!

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Shrieking in delight, she releases him and pulls her hand back to her mouth to lick up the blood that had smeared on her fingers.]

[This is a thing that is happening, Greg. Right here in front of you.]

[panspermia]

[ Oh holy fuck

Greg gapes, having trouble processing what he's seeing. It's making him feel a bit ill. He reaches out with his other hand to take her other wrist, with less force; he's more freaked out than acting from self preservation. ]

H...hey... don't--look at me, come on, what is this?

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[So there they are. He's holding her wrists, and that's very close to an embrace. He's being all uncertain and confused, which is obviously because he's shy. The signals couldn't be clearer!]

[So she's going for the kiss.]

[panspermia]

[ THIS WOULD BE BAD ENOUGH WITHOUT HIS BLOOD IN YOUR MOUTH, LADY. He pushes her back with an undignified squawk. ]

Ohhhhman nonononono. C-can I get some help here?!

[ People are staring, someone please do something ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Don't deny meeeee! [She lunges back, trying to reclaim the moment and completely heedless of the scene she's causing. What's dignity when she can capture the lips of the UNIVERSE?]

[panspermia]

I'M PRETTY DEFINITELY DENYING YOU.

[Even holding her like this, she's thrashing around enough that he really wants those scissors out of her hand. ]

Ohhh my god. Please, listen to me, this is crazy!

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Luckily for Greg at last, a couple of spectators who don't recognize him (and thus aren't horrible to him) lunge over to help pull her off him, despite the way she's kicking and flailing.]

[panspermia]

[ With their help, he's able to get the clippers out of her hands. If she's not listening, there's nothing to be done but get the heck out of dodge while everyone's distracted. It doesn't feel good, but neither does the rest of it. ]

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

[Good plan, Greg. Run like HELL, you've earned it. The crowd is trying to hold the girl back as she kicks and screams, and the situation is rapidly degrading...]

[panspermia]

[ 911 help there is a girl having some sort of fit and he thinks she may end up hurting someone. No no one's been hurt yet but she's a risk to herself and others please hurry thank you ]