[She pouts a little at him and gently pets his head.] I'm going to assume that you're very embarrassed at being culled cute by such a gorgeous woman. [She's clearly going to win awards for humility.] And, hey, this has got to make a great excuse! 'I couldn't go to the party because I turned into an adorable critter and had to be protected for my own safety'!

[The petting has advanced from his head to his back, now, she's still trying to be as careful with him as possible.] Oh, man, do you think you can get drunk in this form?

[... Good luck, Ivan.]