If he gives us shit about getting kidnapped, he's the one who's gonna end up regretting it.
[He chooses not to elaborate on that, mostly because he knows full well he won't actually beat the shit out of their manager, no matter how much he might want to. He's mastered the art of keeping his head down and keeping his temper in check when it could get him in trouble to do otherwise. It's just the rest of the time when it's about 90% likely to be a problem.]
And stop mugging for the camera, idiot. You know there's no goddamn camera.
[If only there was, but his whole "reality show" theory about why their lives have been so goddamn weird lately was thoroughly shot down, to the point where it's almost more suspicious that they're denying it.]
no subject
[He chooses not to elaborate on that, mostly because he knows full well he won't actually beat the shit out of their manager, no matter how much he might want to. He's mastered the art of keeping his head down and keeping his temper in check when it could get him in trouble to do otherwise. It's just the rest of the time when it's about 90% likely to be a problem.]
And stop mugging for the camera, idiot. You know there's no goddamn camera.
[If only there was, but his whole "reality show" theory about why their lives have been so goddamn weird lately was thoroughly shot down, to the point where it's almost more suspicious that they're denying it.]