You think they'd fall for that shit? Maybe I could get laid even more by it. Poor Xanxus. Gotta take care of him. Think I can milk it for a while?

[ Though honestly, he pretty much hates the idea of pity. It pisses him off to think of anyone pitying him. That's why Yuffie is his favorite too. She doesn't pity him at all. In fact, she seems to be enjoying the fact that he's holding her bag. He almost wishes he was good enough to step around and see how she handles a target that hits back, but at the same time, she's a Carnie and he doesn't really want to hurt her. ]

But when you kick ass, I want to take bets first. I'll give you a share of the cash. We could make a killing.