[Yuffie is almost impossibly offended boys. She rolls her eyes dramatically at the both of them.]

Whatever you say, lamers. Like I wasn't going to be cool.

[She's the chillest. What is wrong with you two. She's totally chill. Why would she be not chill. She's chill.]

Besides, I'm playing tabloid redirect tonight, cause between you two and Xan's little show with Luci...and like everybody, someone has to be the....mostly sober anti-paparazzi.

[She is mostly sober. Totally. She is the most sober Carnie here. That says nothing.]