[Once again Yuffie rolls her eyes. She considers herself the expert. If it were possible for Yuffie to be more insufferable, it's entirely a thing that's happening because she's particularly inebriated and has caught them red handed and is feeling particularly badass for doing so. She's the worst. ]

Either way, I was totally going to catch you at some point because you're both jerks who weren't gonna tell me two of my best friends were shacking up.

[She says that very flippantly, as if she's somehow sort of offended even if she's really not.]