[She really is doomed. There's no way they can hide this. What if they fire her? Or worse?
No. No, don't panic. He can't freak out when she's already so upset.]
We... we probably can't hide them, but maybe we can lie about them.
[Tsuna's mind is desperately racing, trying to figure out what they could get away with.]
There's a lot of weird eye stuff happening lately, right? You've read the tabloids. So... so here's what were going to do.
[This won't work, there's no way this will work. But he very forcefully swallows his doubts and keeps going.]
We'll tell them they're contacts. They make special ones that can make your eyes look like cat's eyes or hearts, right? So why not flowers? We'll just say you're trying to one up all the people the tabloids have been so crazy about.
[That's believable, right? That she just wanted more attention? And flowers are showier than that red eye cult or whatever was in that article.]
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No. No, don't panic. He can't freak out when she's already so upset.]
We... we probably can't hide them, but maybe we can lie about them.
[Tsuna's mind is desperately racing, trying to figure out what they could get away with.]
There's a lot of weird eye stuff happening lately, right? You've read the tabloids. So... so here's what were going to do.
[This won't work, there's no way this will work. But he very forcefully swallows his doubts and keeps going.]
We'll tell them they're contacts. They make special ones that can make your eyes look like cat's eyes or hearts, right? So why not flowers? We'll just say you're trying to one up all the people the tabloids have been so crazy about.
[That's believable, right? That she just wanted more attention? And flowers are showier than that red eye cult or whatever was in that article.]