"Nah, don't really want to encourage any wandering hands," he says, wiggling his fingers in way of example. On only one hand, of course. "You give those doctors a taste and suddenly they want the whole thing."

Which he can play off as generally being one of those paranoid weirdos that hates doctors, which he actually isn't. As many weird feelings as he gets about lab settings, that's not one of them.

"I'm already pretty familiar with the things wrong with me."