A triumphant cackle rings out. "Oh, she was so pissy about the cats, but it's my apartment and my cash, so she can fucking fight me." Not that she has, yet, but Artolo is waiting for it.

"Anyway, favorite would be Slayer of a Thousand Fish. He's the oldest and gets seniority." Or, at least, the first cat he ever picked up. That counts for something.