[ Now, Yuffie sounds very tired, and painfully sarcastic. Which is probably very irritating when someone is literally using you as a human chair.]

Oh yeah. I totally believe you, Mr. hiding in the dark and brooding away who totally ate about as much as I did for about three days which was totally nothing- because i'm not an idiot and things were probably poisoned- and that was totally gross smelling anyway so really its not like it was gonna give anybody an appetite ...Do'ya think they made it gross on purpose?

[Yuffie has officially lost where her thought train was going. Train got redirected. Ms. Kisaragi, ladies and gents.]