[he should have expected this.]

Tooru. Tooru no. Just because my eyes are- [-back to normal some part of his brain mutters, and he trips over his own words for a second.] -uh, just because they're weird as balls doesn't mean I'm an alien.

I mean, come on. I grew up in friggin' Americana. Like, so-south-I'm-close-to-hell Americana, but still Americana.