Yeah, laughing is obviously not the right reaction, especially given the variance in Lapis' tune; that doesn't mean J can help himself. He manages to gather himself enough to speak, though that grin isn't going anywhere.

"Tabloids," he starts, still just this side of breathless, "are the dumbest thing humans have ever invented, an' we came up with autotune." Obviously the highest of bars. "Thing is, everyone knows it. No one's gonna take this seriously for more'n a week."