[So this is Miss Sarah Jane. Doc can't help but smile in response when he meets her, and sure enough he's scooting forward to split the newspapers with her.]

Sarah Jane, I presume?

Yes, this is excellent! Exactly what we need! Thus far I've learned that there are two major record labels who own most of the local entertainment---Pride and Virgo. No doubt they own about half of these each.

[He starts thumbing through---nothing overly familiar to him yet, but the pictures are all bright and colorful.]

The cheery face of an oncoming disaster.