[So the first step after leaving Sabo alone, physically that is, not forever, is meeting all of Sabo's bandmates. Because CLEARLY SOMEONE needs to apologize to them for the noise, the ruckus, the insanity, and putting up with the cantankerous asshole of a "musician."]
[So literally everyone in Cosmic Indulgence is getting a polite knock at their door and an introduction from Mr. Topless & orange cowboy hat himself. Because this is a Tuesday.]
[For anyone who doesn't respond, they get a polite message slid under their door reading:]
"Plan to kidnap blondie and make him pretend to be less of a loser. 7 pm, wear clubbing clothes. Sorry for the imposition of his presence in your life."
[It isn't signed, and "blondie" isn't the best description. Oh well, if you're curious, mystery note writer is almost certain to explain himself at that time. Although he could also be completely ignored as a random prank. Whichever.]
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Junkyard Carnival
No like I seriously need some help. I don't want to go away to prison for life, and I've never had my self control wear this thin. But it's okay, I have a plan.
[It's not okay. NOT AT ALL OKAY. Ace wants to kidnap the most annoying person we all know and hatelove love to hate. And why? WHY IN GOD'S NAME YOU MIGHT ASK?]
[To torture him.]
[No really.]
[NO REALLY.]
[But at least it's a legal form of torture. He wants to force Sabo to go clubbing or drinking, or out in some sort of social way to make friends. Because at least friends have an automatic social obligation to keep him from getting killed. And Ace isn't kidding, he really wants to kill him. He just hasn't because he knows he'd regret it. Having a conscience and awareness of consequences is terrible guys.]
[So who's with him now that you've heard this idiotic idea of a "plan"?]
How the bands got brought together... maybe =\ // OTA
[So the first step after leaving Sabo alone, physically that is, not forever, is meeting all of Sabo's bandmates. Because CLEARLY SOMEONE needs to apologize to them for the noise, the ruckus, the insanity, and putting up with the cantankerous asshole of a "musician."]
[So literally everyone in Cosmic Indulgence is getting a polite knock at their door and an introduction from Mr. Topless & orange cowboy hat himself. Because this is a Tuesday.]
[For anyone who doesn't respond, they get a polite message slid under their door reading:]
"Plan to kidnap blondie and make him pretend to be less of a loser. 7 pm, wear clubbing clothes. Sorry for the imposition of his presence in your life."
[It isn't signed, and "blondie" isn't the best description. Oh well, if you're curious, mystery note writer is almost certain to explain himself at that time. Although he could also be completely ignored as a random prank. Whichever.]
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Junkyard Carnival
No like I seriously need some help. I don't want to go away to prison for life, and I've never had my self control wear this thin. But it's okay, I have a plan.
[It's not okay. NOT AT ALL OKAY. Ace wants to kidnap the most annoying person we all know and
hatelovelove to hate. And why? WHY IN GOD'S NAME YOU MIGHT ASK?][To torture him.]
[No really.]
[NO REALLY.]
[But at least it's a legal form of torture. He wants to force Sabo to go clubbing or drinking, or out in some sort of social way to make friends. Because at least friends have an automatic social obligation to keep him from getting killed. And Ace isn't kidding, he really wants to kill him. He just hasn't because he knows he'd regret it. Having a conscience and awareness of consequences is terrible guys.]
[So who's with him now that you've heard this idiotic idea of a "plan"?]