Not one to miss an opportunity, Bill wastes no time in disguising the removal his fake eye with an over dramatic shriek.

"OH GOD, MY EYE!! WHAT HAVE YOU--?"

Oh, now, but what's this? Breaking character, Bill scoops up the blueprints with renewed interest. Now that his eye is visible its clear the wound has been closed a long time. He pops the prosthetic glass back in with the flash of a smirk.

"Oho, quite the 'story' you got here, pal."