"That is why I moved out here." That could not be further than the truth, but he's been telling the story so often that it's an easy lie.

Greg has a good story, and J finds himself smiling; his tune's in sync for most of it as well, which definitely helps with shoring it up.

Right up until she was from Virgo, where the whole thing crashes and burns and, for a few moments, his smile becomes a bit more forced. So close and then there's that. Still, he pushes through it, nudging Greg's tune back into place where it's gone off the rails.

"Heck of a story," he comments. "Who was she?"