Oh I'm not judging your skill set-- only the exclusivity of where you choose to exercise them. But I'll follow you into a bedroom any day. [That fan really was try hard-- and the end to that story was Luci calling the number and the fan answering on the first ring. She'd just hung up and not called again, and imagined that the fan knew she'd missed out on something amazing.]

[But that was neither here nor there at the moment-- now they were selfie-ing. Luci takes a good long time finding an angle and a frame that makes them both look great, made easier by the fact that Nariko is incredibly close.] Alright love, three, two, one--

[Luci turns and nips Nariko's ear for the picture.]