Wow okay J does not need another reminder of how bad a decision telling people had been. He holds up his hands placatingly. "Whoa, calm down. Not nearly that bad. On a scale of one to ten, it's maybe a four." And only because he doesn't know what's causing it, and that worries him. "As for how it happened, I was hopin' you could tell me. Have you been doin' anything different lately?"
I'm going to go with "yes" and "omg that's adorable" in equal measures