I fucking know, right?! [He says this a little louder than is strictly necessary.] Like, "hahaha, let's grab a bunch of people out of their fucking rooms in the middle of the night and chase 'em around an amusement park. Hahaha, let's throw 'em into cages afterward and call them losers. Hahaha, let's lock someone into a fucking roller coaster car and pretend we're gonna make it go off the end of the rail. Just kidding! It's all a big, goddamn fucking joke!"

[He's worked up a pretty good head of steam by the end of this, and takes a nice, long drink from the bottle. He shudders visibly afterward, because Jaegermeister really was not meant to be drunk that way, and he just sort of slumps in a rage coma for a moment or two.]

So yeah. Fuck those guys.