“Not really,” he deadpans. “I mean, it’s not like I ever knew who contributed to me, considering I was born out of an incestuous slurry.”

….Okay, that might have been said less out of a desire to try and hammer away at a mystery he’s sure is there, and just because he wanted to say that phrase again. How old is he, again? Probably too old to be this amused over ridiculous shit, but whatever.