The drink is accepted with all the grace and restraint that the waiter lacks. "Believe me when I say, I couldn't be here without you. What's a star without stargazers?" A lot of hot air, is what. Mr. Universe raises the glass. "You've let me have everything I ever dreamed of. The fame's nice too."

Ha ha ha! He is so witty. Look how charming he is. Even as he spouts of his bragging flattery, his eyes track over to Garnet. "I couldn't possibly ask for more." Even if he's still speaking to the waiter, his question to her is clear: she's practically as successful as him. So why doesn't she look happy?