[It’s a relief to slip inside, and Art makes a beeline straight for the couch. Even with the serious situation, he still flings his lanky ass body across it like a ragdoll.]
So. Uh. I’m not actually sure how to say this in a way that’s not weird as balls or make you think I’m tripping, buuut...
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So. Uh. I’m not actually sure how to say this in a way that’s not weird as balls or make you think I’m tripping, buuut...
I’m an alien.
...Probably.