[Such a good father. Times like this, Mammon is really glad that Xanxus somehow latched onto the parenting theory about his memories even if they’re not looking forward to the truth happening. This whole daughter position is absurdly helpful.]

[Like now, when they lurch forward to grab his hand when it looks like he might want to lurch back.]

Those other guys will help get her, Papa, I’m sure of it! So please don’t leave? And if they don’t, we can always get angry at them for doing a bad job!

[Yeah, that’s right, like hell they’re taking the heat for this. Sorry, y’all, their loyalty while working for free was limited to begin with.]