"It's Ceaser, you leghumper." Well, leg chewer. He has a lot of leg to chew on too. Hopefully Artolo likes the taste of leather. Because he's getting a lot of that while Xanxus presses the button and cuddles the cat. That's right. Full out and out unmanly cuddling. It's pretty gross really.

"I know that. I'm not stupid. I want to keep him, not kill him. I'd never hurt a cat, dumb ass. They're wonderful animals. The best. So I'm going to give him the best meat. Slices of steak and hamburger and chicken. Even fish. I'll get you nice and fat, won't I, Caeser?" And now he's sort of cooing at the kitty. Really. How the mighty fall around felines.