"Oh, that's easy! Obviously he wants to rip a hole in the space-time continuum to find a new dimension to inhabit and the sword is the only source of energy 'cut out' for the job! heh-- Also!.. I donno, it's powered by hearts? Or something?? OOH now there's a scorcher!"

Bill cheers a particularly over the top, poorly done explosion before the programs cuts to a commercial. He turns to Rei and offers his hand.

"Name's Bill, by the by! Bill Cipher; Vandalism in Progress."