[ Things not usually seen. Xanxus in front of a band. Generally, he's on the side while Luci sings and others play while he lays down the bass. This time, he's got a normal guitar and behind him is a small time metal band. They aren't Dehumanizer but they're good enough. Mostly because if he's going to perform this song, he's going to do it right. No canned music.
He adjusts the microphone and takes a deep breath. ]
Alright, you sons of bitches. It's time to put this contest to bed! This song goes out to Garnet and to all those other smoking hot moms out there. This one is called Pale Hand of the MILF [ The word "milf" is done in a very familiar metal growl.
Then he starts to shred. ]
Player of the keytar has caught my eye upon her square face I have feasted i want to bang her because she is a milf
her secret mature knowledge to rain kisses upon the young she is a cougar
with strong pale thighs and tempting flesh I want to see her my hands on her large breasts her legs about my waist
all must drink of her experience oh my sweet MILF The mighty power of my lust thrusts within you unstopping and gives to you both the pleasure and pain of writhing ecstasy
I call upon you nightly when I am alone with my hand this keytar mom I hath chosen I feed upon her need rend her hesitance pierce her flesh with my lustful sting oh cougar oh keytar mom oh garnet.
[ When the reverb is over, he is sweating and looking utterly pleased with himself. He is totally not sorry for this song or with the mosh put that he made happen. ]
Xanxus - "The pale hand of the MILF" for Garnet
He adjusts the microphone and takes a deep breath. ]
Alright, you sons of bitches. It's time to put this contest to bed! This song goes out to Garnet and to all those other smoking hot moms out there. This one is called Pale Hand of the MILF [ The word "milf" is done in a very familiar metal growl.
Then he starts to shred. ]
Player of the keytar
has caught my eye
upon her square face
I have feasted
i want to bang her
because she is a milf
her secret mature knowledge
to rain kisses upon the young
she is a cougar
with strong pale thighs
and tempting flesh
I want to see her
my hands on her large breasts
her legs about my waist
all must drink of her experience
oh my sweet MILF
The mighty power
of my lust
thrusts within you unstopping
and gives to you both the pleasure
and pain of writhing ecstasy
I call upon you nightly
when I am alone with my hand
this keytar mom I hath chosen
I feed upon her need
rend her hesitance
pierce her flesh with my lustful sting
oh cougar
oh keytar mom
oh garnet.
[ When the reverb is over, he is sweating and looking utterly pleased with himself. He is totally not sorry for this song or with the mosh put that he made happen. ]