Anyone that buys the drinks will get a friend in Jack, though in this here establishment, he was suppose to be friendly even without the drinks. Jack never understood that, but well, they were paying him to be a friendly drunken pirate so that was what he was going to be. Besides, no one has pointed a sword or gun in his direction since he started this job, so it did make the 'friendly' part easy.
"Me? Nay. I'm a friendly sort that doesn't see a need to go around collecting the bones of my enemies. 'Sides, what if they decided that they needed their bones back and came to collect them? No, can't have a bunch of rotting fiends appear demanding their fingerbones back just because me tooth feels a little lonely without decorations."
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"Me? Nay. I'm a friendly sort that doesn't see a need to go around collecting the bones of my enemies. 'Sides, what if they decided that they needed their bones back and came to collect them? No, can't have a bunch of rotting fiends appear demanding their fingerbones back just because me tooth feels a little lonely without decorations."