"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


[ prompts in comments! ]

Comments

this is what happens when I stay up to 6 AM

[snapcrackleburn]

[ Roy ducks from the incoming sex toy and gets hit in the shoulder. Still worth it. ]

It's alright Squalo, you don't have to be ashamed of your new toys! Besides, it's rude to the person who thoughtfully gave you all this to reject it right here in the middle of the party. He must have spent a fortune on all this. Look at them all.

[ Roy has trouble not bursting into laughter as he gestures around at the mess of dildos on the floor. He steps closer to Squalo and attempts to shove the one he's holding into his hand again. ]

Poor Jecht! [ With feigned sadness he adds a little song to that. ]

♫ Don't deny those nights you wished you had these
Unbreak his heart! Say you love your gift!
Undo this hurt that you caused
When you cursed and told him to leave you alone
Un-cry these tears....

[ It seems the shots that were handed out earlier in the party are working their magic. Suddenly the trip makes more sense, though that would also mean drunk Roy still reads his chemistry books. ]

glorious things. (tis me i needed this icon)

[sharkpunzel]

I don't need-- oh for fuck's sake.

[ WHY ARE YOU BREAKING INTO A SONG. WHY. IS THIS A FUCKING D*SNEY MOVIE. A D*SNEY MOVIE ABOUT THE IMPORTANCE OF APPRECIATION FOR SOMEONE GIVING YOU DILDOS. ]

[ He just stares at Roy for a few long moment, then buries his face in his hands. ]

I need a new band.

[snapcrackleburn]

No other band will have you.

[ You know it's true Squalo. Have fun in your solo career if you leave. ]

We deserve the chance to torture you a little once a year.

[sharktrash]

Fuck off! Everyone loves me!!

[ UM HOW ABOUT NO he's very much a team player deep in his heart. Also what is chill. ]

Yeah?! What the fuck did I do to deserve this?!

[ you know aside from everything. granted most of the hell he puts MANTICORE through is well-intended and to keep them in best shape, but it must still get annoying sometimes. ]

[snapcrackleburn]

You know why...

[ He waves a hand in the air. You do know. Right? Or is it time to get out the measuring stick to see how large Squalo's denial is? ]

[sharktrash]

[ He probably does, though he still doesn't think he deserves anything but utmost worship. So he's just gonna scowl and kick at the dildo that rolls too close to his boot. ]

Oh get off my balls.

[ ...it's the Italian equivalent of "get off my back", apparently. ]

[snapcrackleburn]

[ Roy nods to himself in approval. Squalo not denying what a handful he is? Hey that's impressive for you! ]

Now I really wonder which of your gifts was your favorite.

[sharktrash]

[ See, he's the guy who's perfectly aware of what an asshole he is, yet does all the things he does anyway. Whether that's more or less infuriating is really your call. ]

I got a motorbike. You don't really compete with that.

[snapcrackleburn]

Do you have a license?

[ He's never seen Squalo drive. ...Does he want to? ]

[sharktrash]

Of course I do!

[ ...maybe. ]

I wonder if it's hard to do stunts...

[snapcrackleburn]

You can start by finding out if your motorbike is the type to be used for stunts.

[ Please don't try doing wheelies on a Harley Davidson. ]

[sharktrash]

Hey, I know my shit.

[ Lolol don't worry. It's a sporty type. ]

[ Not that he wouldn't attempt it with an unfitting one just to prove he can. ]

[snapcrackleburn]

Can you do tricks on a regular bike?

[ He doesn't now ALL of Squalo's hobbies. ]

think we can wrap this up soon?

[sharktrash]

Sure, the simple ones anyway. [ He had a bike in his teens, right? Who hasn't? The memory's getting really unclear, though, as if it's getting overwritten by something else. Like him driving all kinds of stuff without bothering with a license. ]