"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


[ prompts in comments! ]

Comments

[sharktrash]

[ THAT WOULD CLEARLY BE THE REASONABLE SOLUTION so they're probably not gonna do it. ]

[ Oh he notices that flush. He makes an 'aww' sound and reaches out to tug on her cheek. Congratulations, you're too young and/or flat for him to consider you female, so you've been kidzoned. ]

I want to. Doesn't mean you won't be the one making it most of the time anyway.

[blindfoldcode]

[She scowls at him with the darkest glare, tugging back.]

I'll show you if you never do that again.

[sharktrash]

[ A LONG LOOK while a no doubt intense inner battle takes place ]

No deal.

[blindfoldcode]

[The glare darkens.]

Then my food will forever be a mystery to you.

[sharktrash]

[ Flatly; ]

Oh no. How will I survive.

[ DON'T UNDERESTIMATE YOUTUBE. granted he'll probably get the taste wrong... ]

[blindfoldcode]

I will mess up this food on purpose.

[She would never. But she has to threaten or something.]

[sharktrash]

[ BITCH YOU DIDN'T. ]

[ Good news; he lets go of her face. Bad news; now he's pointing a knife at her somewhat threateningly. ]

Vooooiii!! Don't you dare.

[blindfoldcode]

[Threatening gestures toward her are surprisingly common in her life so it barely even fazes her.]

Never do that again and I won't have to.

[sharktrash]

[ Damn it. You dead fish faced people, do you have any idea how deflating it is when someone just watches you threaten then with a bored expression. ]

Do it and you're going back into the bag.

[blindfoldcode]

You ever put me in a bag again and I will fucking stab you through it.

[Guess who's going to be carrying a pocket knife around now.]

[sharktrash]

Guess I'll have to drop it off a bridge really fast, then.

[ THIS IS STILL FRIENDLY BARTER RIGHT? ]

[blindfoldcode]

I'm already a ghost. Not like it'll matter.

[Totally friendly banter.]

[sharktrash]

[ Lowers the knife and groans. ]

Shiiit, don't tell me you're one of them emo kids too. I've had enough with the [ vague hand motions and his best impression of a scary face ] "SOMETHING YOU'RE AFRAID OF..." guy. [ Terry, that's probably Terry. ]

[blindfoldcode]

Don't be a dumbass. I'm just being honest. [She rolls her eyes.]

Haven't you heard all that demon bullshit? Did you never notice it was true? [Yeah no point in being secretive about it when Lesedi already knows.]

[sharktrash]

Wha --

[ Oh yeah. That. Way to ruin the mood, Kido. His expression darkens into a scowl and he starts chopping the vegetables with almost visible irritation. Good news here is that yes, MANTICORE has discussed those kind of things among themselves before, so she can probably trust them to be discreet. ]

Kinda. I just do my best to not notice it.

[ WHOOPS someone prefers the lie. ]

[blindfoldcode]

Sorry. [She'll go back to cutting.] Just don't be surprised if I appear out of thin air, okay?

[sharktrash]

...

[ brb staring ]

Is that like. A superpower or something?

[ SHIT EVERYONE IS WEIRDOS AROUND HIM and he just has a dumb prosthetic arm. ]

[blindfoldcode]

[She stares back with red eyes.] Close your eyes and find out.

[sharktrash]

[ Oh. Red eyes. ]

Heh. I like those. Looks cool.

[ Also reminds him of his two Literal Satan buddies, basically, but that's neither here nor there. He is pretty curious, though, so he'll do what she says. Well, sort of slow blink more like, but still. ]

[blindfoldcode]

[Eh. It's enough of a pause for her to vanish. She gives it a second before her eyes return to grey and she's cutting again.]

Thanks. I prefer them grey.

[sharktrash]

[ Okay that sure looks like she's materializing out of thin air and he jolts backwards. ]

Fuuuuuck! What the hell?!

[blindfoldcode]

[There's a flash of a memory. The blond boy, Kano, reacting to someone seeing Kido's powers for the first time by laughing himself to tears as her face burned red and her eyes were locked on no one in particular.

What an asshole. But he didn't deserve to die like that...]

I told you it would happen.

[sharktrash]

Yeah, well, being told and seeing are very different!

[ He eyes her up and down for a moment. That's how many people with ~powers~ around him now? He's going to start feeling left out at this rate. ]

Shit, it's like everyone's a fucking superhero around here or something.

[blindfoldcode]

You can have them if you want them. [She shrugs.]

They come with demonic possession and everything. I'm more like a supervillain if you look at it.

[sharktrash]

Wow, thanks. I'll take three.

[ He glances at her with genuine confusion. ]

What's the difference? You get to do cool shit and make the world worship you.

[ HAHAHA WHAT IS GOOD AND BAD ]