"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


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[sharktrash]

[ He'd protest it being a rejection but he's too busy coughing (and trying not to throw up while doing so). Finally he manages to settle down again, takes another swig of coffee, swallows it and tries talking again, his voice just a tad hoarser than usual. ]

No, that's -- you just kinda surprised me.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

It's surprising I want to roll around naked with both you and Xanxus? Come on, you know I have excellent taste, and I know how to have a good time. Obvious answer is I get in on this if you get regular with Xanxus. Sharing is caring.

[sharktrash]

Well, no. I -- didn't expect you meant at the same time.

[ oh no has baby actually not had a threesome yet? should this be rectified? stay tuned. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

...Oh. [Yeah, okay, fair enough, maybe she skipped a couple of chapters ahead in this particular book.] You think you might like it? Not sure? I'd just assumed too many people wanted you after shows to not do that kind of thing.

[It's time-efficient!]

[sharktrash]

Heh, I don't see why not. It just... never really came up before. [ thoughtfully. He scoffs and sticks his tongue at her over his coffee mug. Are you calling him a ho, Lucifer. ] Heeeey, wanting and getting are different things! ...I usually go for someone who stands out. If anyone.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Takes one to know one, Squalo. She wears that title with pride.]

Really? Huh... [She sips her coffee thoughtfully.] You're more of a romantic than I pegged you for. That's sweet. [She smiles, genuinely. She's not teasing, she's not belittling, she's actually a little charmed that such a metal guy is so selective.]

[sharktrash]

[ He bristles a little. He's probably something of a tsundere in addition to all of this embarrassment. ]

I'm not fucking romantic! [ And then he grins at her, somewhat sinister, probably trying to save the situation. ] And you haven't pegged me. [ LOOK HE CAN AFFORD BEING SELECTIVE he's only the most amazing guy in the world etc etc. ...well. after Xanxus. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I can if you want, I keep all my harnesses clean and ready to go, you never know who's going to be into it. I just thought you'd be a little sore already.

[There is no stopping her.]

And you totally are, and it's good. I love a cuddler.

[sharktrash]

[ Pssshhht "a little". He bares his teeth at her. ] Maybe next time, then.

[ Okay. Okay, she wins this time, but this is not the end. ]

The hell, just 'cause I'm not dragging all my audience into my bed doesn't mean I only fuck out of love. [ Almost shudders at the 'l' word. Apparently that's what 'romantic' means to him, whoops. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Hey hey hey, who said anything about love? Romance, man! Fuck, watch your language.

[Yeah someone is allergic to the 'l' word too.]

It's a flavor. Rough sex, vanilla sex, romantic sex. I like all of it, by the way, but it seems like in our particular group of individuals, only a handful of us don't fuck like the world is ending in five minutes.

[sharktrash]

I'll go wash my mouth with soap. [ He still looks a bit offended, though. ]

[ At least they have an understanding. ]

You never know. [ Lightly, and he starts drinking the coffee again. ] Though I'd rather meet the world ending by myself than with someone who's not worth that honor.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci nods thoughtfully, sipping her coffee.] I'll probably do something crazy, because honestly I'd rather not be thinking about you alone and masturbating while the world bursts into flame.

[sharktrash]

[ oh my god ]

[ At least he doesn't spit the coffee out this time. ]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD BE DOING

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Yeah? [Luci sips her coffee some more, acting like Squalo hadn't just made the windows in the living room rattle.] What would you do? If you had a short amount of time to live?

[sharktrash]

[ This time the look he gives her is different. Like he actually knows what she's talking about, to some extent. ]

Same thing I do every day. Make the most of it. Do whatever the hell I feel like at the moment.

[ He just doesn't have that big a sex drive. Surprisingly. There are much more fun things to do, like setting malls on fire and shooting at passing cars -- oh wait. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci takes that in for a moment, nodding in a barely perceptible motion before smirking.]

Yeah, I wouldn't do anything else but what I want to do, either. You got me there.

[sharktrash]

[ He'll grin and toast at her with his coffee mug. ]

I'm glad we have an understanding.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

...I'd probably still want to fuck somebody though. Come on, you won't swing by for an end-of-the-world screw with me? It'd be a good time, I promise~!

[She sounds like she's trying to sell a used car.]

[sharktrash]

Sure. [ He grins. ] Or maybe I'd gather everyone who feels the same way and have you all fight to the death. The winner gets a Superb end of the world, yeah?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Oooh, cage match for the last fuck ever. [She grins back, all teeth. Clearly there's no doubt in her mind who would win.] Sounds like a great end of the world, sign me up.

[sharktrash]

Of course. It'd be insulting to all fucking ever to make it any less of a show. [ And he clearly likes her cockiness, so whatever. ] Thought so. You're in.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Oh, what an honor, I'll make it a good show for you. [She winks.] More coffee? I gotta file my nails into points.

[sharktrash]

Looking forward to it. [ His tone doesn't give any doubts that he really is. He considers the offer. ] Nah, I'm good. If I drink anything more it's gonna force its way out.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Erk. [Luci makes a face but doesn't force the point.] You need anything else then? A shower? Clothes? Advil?

[sharktrash]

[ Considers. ]

I was gonna shower, yeah. Didn't think I need your permission.