"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


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[sharktrash]

[ Uh-huh. Yeah. About that... ]

You can say it now and it'll still be true. [ He almost sounds a little bored, though he does smirk a moment later, raising his glass at the other man. ] You will also address me as "Your highness" for three days straight and carry my stuff.

[variaboss]

[ He flips Squalo off a little. ] You still aren't as good as my old band. [ Though the old band has been pretty much replaced by Squalo and two kids and some weird relatives.. ]

Fine. If I lose, and I won't, I'll do that. And when I win... Shit, I don't know. You'll have to cook me dinner for three days. And don't worry, I don't weasel out of a bet. A promise is a promise.

[sharktrash]

[ Have it right back. ] I alone am better than your old band.

[ Hey. Heeey. An idea. Maybe the tranny is the actual mother of the baby? Ever considered that? ]

Deal. [ Squalo is glad that Xanxus seems to take promises seriously, even if he's not sure why he seems to feel so strongly about it. Like that time he blew off at a pirate cosplayer upon hearing a story of being betrayed by his first mate. You don't do that shit. He grins, amusement with a hint of mockery. ] Hell, I'll suck your dick, too. But you're not gonna win.

[variaboss]

Fuck you. [ Not an offer, not yet. ]

[ Lussuria would really like that, I'd bet. So, sure, why not. A nice kickass mom. His wife and his other wife, the Italian Mafia dream. ]

I'm totally going to win. No way I'm ever going to lose. Not to you or anyone else. [ There's that annoying certainty. He never did know how to admit when he might actually lose, even when he's losing at that moment. ] See, I'm already catching up.

[sharktrash]

Yeah, I already know you really want to. Gotta work for it first, sweets.

[ A++ excellent. To be fair, Squalo would rather share him with Lussuria than with Levi, so everybody wins here. ]

[ Squalo goes still for a moment, halfway to raising a finger to point out that actually, he's pretty sure he's seen you losing in those weird dreams of his. Several times. But is this a good time? Maybe it'd ruin the mood. ]

We'll see about that.

[ Nice and neutral. ]