"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


[ prompts in comments! ]

Comments

[sharktrash]

[ Does she know that sharks have two dicks? Etc. But hey, maybe he will. ]

Nothing like making a lasting impression. [ He seems to agree. ]

[ Tilting his head slightly; ]

Sure. Aren't they technically the same mineral? But you'd look great in red, too.

[nuns4money]

[She knows you ain't a shark... hopefully. Maybe the labels did some weird ass experimentation.]

They are. That's rather sweet of you to say. A couple minutes also you told me to show my tits. You must be layered.

[sharktrash]

[ Nah probably not. Though he's silver, bloodthirsty and has pretty big and sharp teeth, so. Quirks an eyebrow. ]

I don't see how those things contradict each other.

[nuns4money]

Good point, but whatever.

I dyed my hair because your shitty fans keep noticing me and want to kill me for hanging out with you.

[sharktrash]

Seriously? You've hung out with me? I think I'd remember that.

[ Sorry. Again; can't remember every titsy blond he hits on. Now, though? You're making yourself pretty memorable. ]

And you thought the best way to go unnoticed was to use my colors.

[ Yeah he just assumed that's why you picked it. ]

[nuns4money]

I sang with you and Luci... also I screamed at you in the coffee shop.

Because some of your fans tend to dye your hair that shade... with varying results. I think the blue makes me stand though.

[sharktrash]

Oh yeah! That was you!

[ Smoothness back on, moving on. ]

So you decided to cut your associations with me by dying your hair the way my fans do it? Can't you see the logical fallacy here?

[nuns4money]

Yep.

I do, still makes less noticeable to them. Granted I can't get rid of my tits.

[sharktrash]

[ Okay uh. He still doesn't understand but you do you, crazy fan. ]

Technically you could, but I really don't recommend it.

[nuns4money]

Of course you don't recommend it, you adore the twins.

[sharktrash]

Well, adore might be a bit strong of a word... [ He's grinning nonetheless. ] But I'd gladly get introduced.

[nuns4money]

Wonderful, they would like to see you again after some conversation.

[sharktrash]

Sounds good. [ He orders her another drink. ] You obviously know who I am. Why don't we start with you telling me more about yourself. Work? Dreams? The reason for gravitating toward my dick?

[nuns4money]

I work as receptionist at a Hotel near Pride Headquarters. You might have banged someone there. Also I primarily came here because I like being close to music.

[Most of it is lies and the last question isn't answered.]

[sharktrash]

Hmm. Possible. [ He really couldn't reasonably remember everyone he's banged at this rate, if we count the fans. He gives her a somewhat dirty look for that next part, though. ] Well, you're about to be real damn close to some music. [ He leans in, all grins, clearly expecting her to jump into his lap or something. Hey, he's a musician, so. ]

[nuns4money]

Aww, thank you. [And she does go on his lap, anything for the birthday boy.]

[sharktrash]

[ Anything? So you're gonna blow him in the washroom? He playfully tugs her closer with one arm, wrapping it around her waist, and offers her a glass of booze with the other in an almost gentlemanly manner. ]

You've got a favorite genre or are you a general enthusiast?

[nuns4money]

[She doesn't know about that, bar restrooms are nasty places. Eda giggles a little at this.]

I generally prefer blues or blues based bands. But my taste is growing thanks to this place.

[And Revy, who the typist is pretty sure played a lotta harder edged stuff for her.]

[sharktrash]

[ Sure are. And they could make it nastier still, wink wonk. ]

Oh? Not the first thing I'd think of when looking at you.

[ He'll take his own glass and take a good long swig while stroking her side a bit with his thumb. It's pretty nice having a lapful like this. ]

[nuns4money]

[Squalo u filthy motherfucker, that's not sanitary.]

I tend to surprise people sometimes.

[She still allows him to do that though, smiles at the stroking of his thumb.]

[sharktrash]

[ Neither is sticking his dick in some places but hey. :0 ]

That's a good quality.

[ Once he's done with the drink, though, he's definitely starting to get a little too close. She'll feel his breath on her neck before he's pressing his lips to it, with the slightest playful pinch. ]

[nuns4money]

[You so nasty Squalo.]

You tyin' to get close to this?

[She doesn't back away from this though may be smiling throughout.]

[sharktrash]

[ He can be. ;D ]

You don't want me to?

[ Said as he slowly kisses up to her jaw. ]

[nuns4money]

Nah. I like this.

[After some time, Eda will turn her head and kiss him. Shark smooches for the birthday boy.]

[sharktrash]

[ Oh great, kisses. He'll try to make it deep and with tongue included, a bit firm and toothy but still relatively gentle. Wouldn't want to scare her off, after all. ]

[ His hand's totally slipping into her glorified leather bra shirt, though. ]