[ *disinterested or not conventionally attractive enough. His regular life doesn't really have much to do with vanity, though. It's all in his personality. He's kind of the human embodiment of Sin of Pride and all. ]

[ HEY he knows all about those things! Number one is obviously fighting, the second is Xanxus and the third is murder. See? Fuck active sex life, pshht. ]

[ Now that reaction is gold. ]

Yeah? Shouldn't a gentleman give the lady what she wants? [ BECAUSE EVERY FEMALE WANTS HER ASS GRABBED, RIGHT? RIGHT??? ] Heeey, that's still family-friendly. I'm not saying fuck her on camera. [ pauses, as if considering it. ] Though you probably could.