Locked in a Room

[dishevelment]

Who: Everyone stuck in Pride HQ
What: This load of crap.
When: Nov. 1-5
Where Pride HQ
Warnings: Pg-13 minimum because Carnies. Tag if it gets over that.


Everyone got the same call-- and now we're all stuck in HQ with no hint of release in sight.

The reason? No one knows.

How are you coping?

Comments

[cleartranquil]

If they're hopin' you'll start dressing more like a person then they're silly as hell.

[Yuffie grins, and laughs. She doesn't mind too much him saying he doesn't need approval, because it doesn't matter, she approves of him anyway. So there.]

I'll try and sneak you somethin', don't worry. They can't keep you out of the bars for too long, Xan. But, until then, I can always help out.

[Yuffie's already planning to sneak a bottle or two in his room, because that sounds like it might be fun to try. See if he can find them or figure out what she moved. Works for her.]

[variaboss]

They're going to try and make a decent human being out of me. We all know how that's going to go. But you should really take a picture of yourself in that and send it out to the fans. Give those teenaged boys and girls something nice to look at while we're stuck here.[He doesn't want to be a decent person, mostly because being decent means he couldn't tease Yuffie anymore.]

You're totally my favorite. But I'm not worried. Because you're right. They can't. I'll find my way into one sooner or later. [He's okay with her getting him alcohol, but he's sort of mentally drawn the line at her getting him his other fix. Yuffie doesn't need to be getting him drugs too.] Until then, I'm counting on you.

[cleartranquil]

[Oh, that makes her laugh again, because she is now imagining how hilarious their tags would blow up. She's going to have to do it, isn't she? Yuffie's got a mischievous streak a mile wide and she's all too happy to prod the fanbase. Instagram is going to be a fun place later.]

I think I'm gonna have to, I mean you were nice enough to donate the fashion. Might as well show it off.

[As they continue talking she starts making her plans for the great liquor heist. Also known as 'sneaking like three bottles past their manager at some point because that woman has the eyes of a goddamn hawk.]

Of course I'm your favorite. Duh. We all know you've got good taste, so it only makes sense. [There's that ego.] I'll see what I can do, I'm sure I've got some magic up my sleeve.

[variaboss]

[Instagram and AO3 as well. Because all sorts of fangirls are going to want to write about why Yuffie is in the 'boyfriend shirt'. They can have dramatic readings of that shit.]

Just don't make them too jealous out there in internet land. I don't want to have to long on and troll a bitch. [Though honestly, the real trolls are Yuffie and Luci]

You're the best. [And he'll reach out and ruffle her hair.]