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interstellar55552015-11-27 12:45 pm
dishevelment) wrote in interstellar55552015-11-27 12:45 pm
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The Fish
Who: Anyone around Pride HQ
What: A weird fish has popped up in the lobby
When: After the South Vista Music Festival
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Carnies and MÄNTICORE
[It popped up one day without warning-- a little fish asking for money in order to live.
What are the folks in Pride HQ going to do?]
What: A weird fish has popped up in the lobby
When: After the South Vista Music Festival
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Carnies and MÄNTICORE
[It popped up one day without warning-- a little fish asking for money in order to live.
What are the folks in Pride HQ going to do?]
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[ Stops and turns around. ]
Lead the way, then.
[ He's just going to kick the door in once they reach it. ]
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[She was going to kick the door but she already did that once this month so. Have at it.]
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[Luci's sitting in a chair, elbows on her knees, right in front of the door. She is placid as the door comes in, almost like she was expecting it. But she was actually expecting one of two things-- this was not one of them, but... well whatever.]
The fuck are you doing in here?
[Is that a switchblade? Yeah, she's got a switchblade.]
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This is a robbery. Stay where you are, ma'am, and nobody needs to get hurt.
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[Garnet, meanwhile, puts up her gun. Her very deadly finger guns.]
This is a stick up. We're here for the swear jar.
[...
She totally isn't making a "pew pew" sound under her breath.]
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[Luci looks between Squalo's intensely fake gun and Garnet trying to make her fingers seem more threatening via sound effects. She is 3000% not in the mood for this, but clearly both of them are not in the driver's seat, so to speak.]
Yeah, sure. Just let me get it for you. [She closes the switchblade and stands up. Her hair has seen better days, she's parading around in boxers and one of her dress shirts. Luci goes to the kitchen and opens up the cabinet.]
Hang on, we keep it in here somewhere... [Luci pulls out a bag of chips, a bag of popcorn, a box of Cheezits... and then her arms are full.] Fuck, Squalo, be a dear and hold these for me for a mo', would you?
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[ Squalo doesn't even get annoyed at the lack of impression they seem to leave on Luci, because as far as he's concerned, everything is going according to plan. He actually lowers the console and follows Luci into the kitchen, blinking at the request in confusion before baring his teeth a bit. ]
A stick up. Not a hold-me-up.
[ He takes the bags anyway, though, and inspects them with great interest. ]
Ooh, sourcream and onion?
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Also she might be bored.So Garnet just kind of stands where she is, waiting patiently.]
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[She casts a glance towards Garnet. Hm. Maybe more aware than Squalo is right now...]
You ever tried those with some tuna salad? I could eat that all day, honestly.
[And now her arms are full of a package of cookies, a jar of pickles, and a couple cans of cheese-whiz. Luci looks at Squalo, then at Garnet.]
Hey Garnet, can you put this on the counter for me? I think I need the step-ladder after all...
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Hey. Heeeeey! I know what you're trying to do. Don't think we'll forget what we came here for. It's a matter of life and death!
[ He's not sure he remembers whose life and death, but surely it's important. ]
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[She takes the items to put them on the counter. Why not?]
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[Did he just.]
[Touch her with.]
[Luci turns suddenly on Squalo getting very close into his personal bubble.]
Hey. Don't be an impatient prick and start poking at me, I'm doing you a favor right now. You'd have to search this whole damn suite if I wasn't helping. And let me tell you, if you wake Yuffie up before she's ready, you will be sorry. Eat your damn chips.
[She lets Garnet take the rest of it from her.] Thank you Garnet-- at least you're being polite. [Luci shoots a haughty look in Squalo's direction and goes a couple steps to the refrigerator for the stepstool.]
Ah, here we go.
[She swings the step ladder up and clobbers Squalo with it.]
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[ That outburst seems to take him aback so much that without saying anything, he slowly puts down the toy, picks up the potato chips bag and opens it, maintaining eye contact all the while. ]
[ -- and then he's getting hit with a fucking ladder. ]
-- VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!!!!!!!
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Oops?
At least she had put her items on the counter nicely, so if worse comes to worse she can at least throw her hands up. This is technically a stick up where Luci is their unfortunate victim...]
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sharkliontamer with a chair.]And there's more where that fucking came from! If you want to take the bail jar, you're going to have to do it over my cold, dead carcass because I'm not letting anybody take any more of him!
[She breathes through her teeth, looking wildly from Garnet to Squalo and back again. 'High-strung' is an understatement, Luci is clearly borderline psychotic over this breach in their suite, but she's also exhausted from feeling responsible for it.]
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More of who?
[ Whoa Luci you really need to chill, what the fuck. ]
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Luci, what are you talking about?
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Bless you Garnet for not raising an eyebrow after Luci beat someone with a step ladder.]Xanxus. He set Predator's trailer on fire, and now I can't find him. The party line is 'rehab', but that's a load of bullshit if I ever heard it, and every time I ask if I can get a line to Predator everyone clams up. They have him, I know they do, and I can't--
[Luci slams the stool down on the floor and sits in it, burying her face in her hands.] I can't help him.
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What the fuck? They just kidnapped someone?
[ Sorry, he wasn't here for last time and nobody really filled him in. Probably because he didn't look innocent nor lost back at the Vista. ]