The Fish

[dishevelment]

Who: Anyone around Pride HQ
What: A weird fish has popped up in the lobby
When: After the South Vista Music Festival
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Carnies and MÄNTICORE




[It popped up one day without warning-- a little fish asking for money in order to live.

What are the folks in Pride HQ going to do?]

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[worthlesspride]

[Tooru cackles and continues in his over sugary voice]

Oh! Double A! You're making me so wet! Take me now!

Wait, what?

[False hurt crosses his faces and he dramatically pulls away, covering his face as if he's crying] Not invited to your birthday? The one I set up for you? With the balloons filled with glitter!?

I'm hurt! I don't think I'll ever forgive you! You'll have to quit the band!

[iitrebel]

But Tooru! I can't quit the band!

[Apparently, they are doing a Shakespeare play with how dramatically he kneels on the ground.]

You'd have to hire another percussionist! You might have to hire that chick from FoB!

[worthlesspride]

Ewww no! Not her! No hipsters allowed!

[Everyday is a drama with Tooru, Double A, every fucking day.]

Invite me back to your birthday and I'll forgive you. [He adds a sniff for good measure]

[iitrebel]

I can never say no when you make that kind of face, man.

[And now cue the shameless personal space invasion, his arms wrapped around Tooru lazily as he grins.]

Of course you're invited back to my birthday party~.

[worthlesspride]

[Tooru wraps his own arms around Artolo, still sniffing]

Thank you, Double A, all's forgiven then and safe from hipsters.

[iitrebel]

And that last bit is the most important bit.

[He pats Tooru's head and sniggers.]

[worthlesspride]

It really is.

[Tooru snickers as well and pulls back]

Anyways. Hopefully this will be enough to help out the crazies in our label.

[He shakes his head] Honestly. I don't know what some of these people are on.

[iitrebel]

We're in Pride. It could be any number of things.

...Probably not weed, at least. That shit is supposed to keep you chill. Trust me, I know.

[worthlesspride]

Oh, I know about weed. That's the only drug I've tried. [One didn't go to a music school and not get stoned at least once]

No, these assholes are probably on coke or something. Maybe we should give them weed for Christmas and that'll calm their asses down.

[iitrebel]

...Solstice weed?

[Oh dear, he's grinning.]

Wrapped in ribbons and all that junk?

[worthlesspride]

[In a breathless voice] Yes.

Let's make it happen Double A!

[iitrebel]

You get the ribbons and glitter, I know a store that sells it, meet back in an hour?

[He is so delighted by this sudden plan.]

[worthlesspride]

[He flashes a V for victory sign]

I'm on it!

[iitrebel]

See you later!

[And he goes running off.]

[...And then comes running back right past Tooru, swearing under his breath and going for the penthouse? Yeah, asshole forgot he stuffed his whole wallet in with Nemo.]

[worthlesspride]

Forget something, Double A?

[He's oh so helpfully pointing at Nemo]

I knew it was bad idea.

[iitrebel]

Listen, Nemo needs to not die, okay!? That'll come in handy some day!

[Despite the horrendously bad idea that it is, he twists on his feet to walk backwards so he can point at Tooru.]

I have a spare wallet back in the penthouse so I'll be fine!

[worthlesspride]

Yeah, come in handy for Xanxus.

[Let's be real, Xanxus will be arrested before any of them]

[iitrebel]

Don't they have their own bail jar?

[worthlesspride]

We both know that's going to go fast. Don't start giving people the benefit of the doubt now.

[iitrebel]

Clearly Nemo needs a bodyguard.

...Or Solstice Weed will hopefully calm all the fuckers down.

[worthlesspride]

One can hope. It'll probably only be partially successful.

Nemo needs a fucking infrared laser system protecting him.

[iitrebel]

Don't think I'm that rich yet, man.

[worthlesspride]

You will be though!