The Fish

[dishevelment]

Who: Anyone around Pride HQ
What: A weird fish has popped up in the lobby
When: After the South Vista Music Festival
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Carnies and MÄNTICORE




[It popped up one day without warning-- a little fish asking for money in order to live.

What are the folks in Pride HQ going to do?]

Comments

[sailorlaughter]

She used to be in our band, but she got fired. Nobody's heard from her since...

[Pinkie tries not to think on it too much. But it's still weird, right? Sure, she'd have to give back the phone and the email and everything else from Pride, but it's not like any of their contacts have changed. Why won't she just say hi?]

[iitrebel]

Oh.

[Mentally, his brain freezes. He's shit at comforting people, which is why he generally avoids it as much as possible. Right now, however, there's no real escape, and it takes his mind a minute to come up with something suitable.]

Maybe shit's just real busy for her? I mean, job market and junk, right?

[sailorlaughter]

Yeeeeeeeeeah...I guess so.

[Pinkie's been through all these options already, but she seems to appreciate the attempt.]

Maybe she went back to school or something. She's still pretty young.

[iitrebel]

Oh yeah, school. [That completely left his mind. School just seems like such a non-thing in his brain for some reason.] Maybe she'll get, like, a degree in something and come back into the business that way.

[sailorlaughter]

I guess. How long does that take, like two years?

[She knows college is a thing that exists, but......]

[iitrebel]

I. Uh. I have no clue.

[He's not sure why college was never really something he considered.]

There's, like, different levels to the degree you can get, right?

[sailorlaughter]

Yeah?

[She's also a little unclear on the workings of College.] Like, you can go for more years to get a better one? And then eventually you're a doctor! Or a professor!

[iitrebel]

Yeah, like that! [Probably. How do you even college? It's a mystery.] What do you think they even do in college? Like, does it seriously take that long to learn stuff?

[sailorlaughter]

It doesn't SEEM like it should? Like, I can't think of ANYTHING I took THAT long to learn!

[iitrebel]

Maybe, like... [Ugh, what's a hard thing?] Like, super fancy cooking. Swans out of ice and shit. That takes a long time, right?

[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Yeah, that would take a really long time, I bet. I don't think I can make a swan out of anything!

[iitrebel]

Isn't there, like, that paper folding stuff people can do?

[sailorlaughter]

Ooooh! Yeah! I don't know how to do that either...but it's really really really neat, isn't it?

[iitrebel]

It has to be way easier than making one out of ice.