[he doesn't have to 'think'. his response is immediate;] Past the 'country' section, first door on the right once you go past the 'employees only' sign. [he's been here enough times to know; that, and he's quite observant. and, after another moment;] There's another exit that way, too, and I don't think it's alarmed. And, um, a bathroom. If you need it.

[he runs his hand along the sigh, exhaling heavily.]

...you're, um. Probably gonna need a distraction.

[and with a sinking feeling, he's realizing that he's probably going to have to provide it. but what even would he do?]