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[worthlesspride]

Who: Tooru, Artolo, and Pride members
What: Tooru and Artolo provide Solstice Weed
When: Solstice
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Drugs (Marujuana) Carnies, probably, Tooru Oikawa being himself, and Artolo Apemis being himself.

What's this? There's a knocking on your door? On Solstice? Why it's either Tooru Oikawa or Artolo Apemis with a bag of weed for you and your band. Tooru is dressed for the occasion by wearing a polar bear head band, a candy cane striped crop top (to show off his awesome abs), tight red pants, black buckle shoes, and temporary tattoo of a mistletoe on his lower back. Yes, it's him telling you to kiss his ass, feel free to do so. Either way, you're getting weed from him and Artolo. Happy Solstice and calm the heck down you crazy Pride People.

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[worthlesspride]

And just as quick Tooru puts his foot in the door. "I have gifts! Solstice Weed for the Flashstep boys~"

He just beams and holds up a bag. "You all look like you could use a chill, especially after that part, so Double A and I thought this would nice.

"Also, did you get my gift to you?"

He had given Jamie a gay relationship advice book, as all the straight ones for men had been extremely sexist and gross. He put a note on top of the book apologizing and everything, and to pretend it was about straight couples.

[mildwildchild]

Jamie just looks thoroughly disgusted by Tooru's foot in the doorway, his gaudy outfit, his bag of pot, his mentioning of the disastrous holiday party, and his presence in general.

"What'd you do, doctor it with pesticide? Nobody wants your fucking ditch weed, asshole. And I threw your stupid book off the balcony." He starts pointedly kicking at Tooru's shoe so he can close the door completely.

[worthlesspride]

"Of course not! I'm not a violent person. I don't want to cause anyone any physical harm!"

Well, that much is true. He has more fun with words. He leans against the door, he's got at least twenty pounds on this kid. Probably as much as forty. "And I didn't buy the weed, Double A did. Besides, there's enough for everyone in your band here."

He puts on a hurt face. "You threw it of the balcony? How could you? I put a lot thought into that." He pauses. "That must have been the cause of the crash."

[mildwildchild]

"I'm sure your band needs it a lot more to put up with you. Thanks but no thanks."

Jamie's not as feeble as his physical size might otherwise indicate - dancing requires a fair amount of strength and stamina, after all - but he can't out-muscle that much dead weight no matter how much he tries. Which just makes him look even more put-out.

"Throwing it off the balcony was easy. Like throwing a frisbee. Just wind up and...let go." Which, incidentally, is what he opts to suddenly do with the front door that Tooru's leaning against so heavily. Maybe if he's lucky the guy will fall on his face and then Jamie can kick him in the gut a few times to convince him to leave.

"...what crash?"

[worthlesspride]

"Ugh, fine, deprive your band of the much needed weed to put up with you."

He yawns. Watching Jamie like this is getting kinda boring. "You didn't hear? There was a car crash earlier. One two of the giant street cleaner things ran into each because some moron threw something out their window and, because wind force, gravity, momentum of the throw, and other basic physics concepts, the object in question smashed into one, breaking it causing another rear end it. Fortunately the drivers are alright."