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[worthlesspride]

Who: Tooru, Artolo, and Pride members
What: Tooru and Artolo provide Solstice Weed
When: Solstice
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Drugs (Marujuana) Carnies, probably, Tooru Oikawa being himself, and Artolo Apemis being himself.

What's this? There's a knocking on your door? On Solstice? Why it's either Tooru Oikawa or Artolo Apemis with a bag of weed for you and your band. Tooru is dressed for the occasion by wearing a polar bear head band, a candy cane striped crop top (to show off his awesome abs), tight red pants, black buckle shoes, and temporary tattoo of a mistletoe on his lower back. Yes, it's him telling you to kiss his ass, feel free to do so. Either way, you're getting weed from him and Artolo. Happy Solstice and calm the heck down you crazy Pride People.

Comments

[maipokerface]

For the most part Mai has been stuffing herself into her room or at the very least the Crown of Thorns' penthouse since the disastrous party early in the month. She has no desire to relive that and the more these weird feelings burgeon, the more she feels like not dealing with anyone in general.

She's still casually done up though when she answers the door, a victim to An's relentless pestering over looking nice even on their downtime. And there she stands in that doorway for a few mute moments, just... speechless? Maybe.

"An will kill you if she sees you in that."

[mildwildchild]

Jamie opens the front door to the Flashstep penthouse. Sees Tooru standing there.

Promptly tries to shut the door in his face.

[worthlesspride]

To this Tooru turns around and shows Mai his temporary tramp stamp. "Well, you know what they say about mistletoe~" And then he gave a little shake. He's got a nice butt, so sue him.

"She'll live. It's just for today. If you switched the red for black she'd be happy." And maybe if he had fishnets under the crop top. But, nah, it's Solstice. He can not be a Goth today.

"Anywho, you want some?" And he holds up a bag of weed.

[worthlesspride]

And just as quick Tooru puts his foot in the door. "I have gifts! Solstice Weed for the Flashstep boys~"

He just beams and holds up a bag. "You all look like you could use a chill, especially after that part, so Double A and I thought this would nice.

"Also, did you get my gift to you?"

He had given Jamie a gay relationship advice book, as all the straight ones for men had been extremely sexist and gross. He put a note on top of the book apologizing and everything, and to pretend it was about straight couples.

[maipokerface]

That tramp stamp though. Mai can't help but glance down since, well, he's shaking it and all. And then she immediately feels like an idiot after.

Then she looks up, notes the bag and feels even stupider. "You're going around handing out bags of weed??"

[mildwildchild]

Jamie just looks thoroughly disgusted by Tooru's foot in the doorway, his gaudy outfit, his bag of pot, his mentioning of the disastrous holiday party, and his presence in general.

"What'd you do, doctor it with pesticide? Nobody wants your fucking ditch weed, asshole. And I threw your stupid book off the balcony." He starts pointedly kicking at Tooru's shoe so he can close the door completely.

[worthlesspride]

"Of course not! I'm not a violent person. I don't want to cause anyone any physical harm!"

Well, that much is true. He has more fun with words. He leans against the door, he's got at least twenty pounds on this kid. Probably as much as forty. "And I didn't buy the weed, Double A did. Besides, there's enough for everyone in your band here."

He puts on a hurt face. "You threw it of the balcony? How could you? I put a lot thought into that." He pauses. "That must have been the cause of the crash."

[worthlesspride]

Welcome to living with Tooru Oikawa. You're going to feel like an idiot at least once a month, and it's mostly through second hand embarrassment.

"Yup! It was Double A's idea!"

[mildwildchild]

"I'm sure your band needs it a lot more to put up with you. Thanks but no thanks."

Jamie's not as feeble as his physical size might otherwise indicate - dancing requires a fair amount of strength and stamina, after all - but he can't out-muscle that much dead weight no matter how much he tries. Which just makes him look even more put-out.

"Throwing it off the balcony was easy. Like throwing a frisbee. Just wind up and...let go." Which, incidentally, is what he opts to suddenly do with the front door that Tooru's leaning against so heavily. Maybe if he's lucky the guy will fall on his face and then Jamie can kick him in the gut a few times to convince him to leave.

"...what crash?"

[worthlesspride]

"Ugh, fine, deprive your band of the much needed weed to put up with you."

He yawns. Watching Jamie like this is getting kinda boring. "You didn't hear? There was a car crash earlier. One two of the giant street cleaner things ran into each because some moron threw something out their window and, because wind force, gravity, momentum of the throw, and other basic physics concepts, the object in question smashed into one, breaking it causing another rear end it. Fortunately the drivers are alright."

probably apologies in advance

[sharktrash]

There's a few long moments of level stare, completely devoid of any emotion or reaction, and then





he's shutting the door closed again.

[worthlesspride]

And Tooru sticks his foot in the door to keep it from closing.

"Happy Holidays! I bring weed!"

[sharktrash]

Damn it, too fast.

"You too," Squalo retorts almost merrily because he's not a completely mannerless swine, and peers at the bags suspiciously. It's revenge time, or so he thinks. "Did you find it in the trash?"

[worthlesspride]

"Nope, Double A got it from somewhere. I put it into pretty bags and, since I'm cuter, I'm passing them out to everyband~"

[maipokerface]

"So that makes you... what, the weed elf then?"

And after saying that, she holds out her hand for him to plop his bag into. What the hell, it's Solstice.

[sharktrash]

"Ah, so he found it in the trash." He does open the door wider again, though it may or may not be so he can give Tooru a critical once-over. "How noble of a second-rate musician. Did nobody tell you drugs aren't a necessity to write?"

[worthlesspride]

Second Rate? Fuck you Squalo. Punch him all you want, it's insulting his abilities that really pisses him off.

"Well," he said in his sweetest voice. "Ever since the party, Double A and I figured that everyone could use a nice chill, because of unlike the drugs the rest of you do, Mary Jane calms you down."

Not that Oikawa does much of anything drug wise, but a little pot here and there is okay.

"But... I don't think you deserve any. I'll come back later and give it to Genos."

[worthlesspride]

"Yup! The Solstice Weed Elf~"

He hands it to her. "Enjoy," he chirps. "Seriously, I think you and Tam really need a break from what happened at that party."

[sharktrash]

Score. Guess he found what kind of punching works on the guy without making him resort to sexual innuendos.

"I don't do drugs," Squalo responds immediately, but it's obviously very not convincing. Whoops. Must be an almost reflexive response by now.

And then he's flashing his teeth again.

"Better, that's what I deserve. You'd better not be tryin' to poison my bandmate, yeah?"

[worthlesspride]

Carefull Squalo, he's a horrible enemy to have.

"You are such a fucking liar," Tooru rolls his eyes. "I don't care what you do. And you deserve shit. Anyways. I happen to think Genos is perfectly nice gentleman, and I'm not a violent person. I do go around poisoning people."

[maipokerface]

At the mention of the party Mai's expression falters. It's brief and it's a fact that instantly makes her expression sour more.

"The party was mostly stupid more than anything. I've over it."

[worthlesspride]

"Yes, watching your CEO put her hand through someone is stupid," he said pointedly. He let out a sigh and softened his expression. "Luci told me what happened."

He puts a hand on Mai's shoulder. "It's okay to be freaked out. I'm sorry I wasn't there for you."

[sharktrash]

"Only the best kind of shit," he retorts evenly, however seems a little placated by that compliment to Genos. Hey, he takes pride in his band, okay, and Genos is a bro. "Good to hear. Doubt he'll want it, though."

[maipokerface]

She waves off the hand in the next moment, her expression harsher. Mai thoroughly hates the feeling of how the party shook her up and thinking of that weakness in her is just as distasteful to her.

"You shouldn't apologize for things that aren't your fault, weed elf."

[worthlesspride]

He puts up his hands. "Sorry, didn't mean to make you upset."

He pulls out a bong from his bag and hands it to her. "Here you go~" He grins. "It's got a skull on it and everything!"

[worthlesspride]

"Well, it's the thought that counts," Tooru said breezily. "He can give it to whoever."

Tooru is actually pleasant to people he likes, but isn't particularly close to.

[maipokerface]

She snorts, amused as she mimics back his singsong tone there. "You're so thoughtful~."

[sharktrash]

"Sure." And he's closing the door again --


-- but seems to reconsider the last moment. Clearly he hasn't shittalked enough yet.

"Maybe you should blow less joints and practice more."

Slam.

[worthlesspride]

"You can go fuck yourself with a pineapple sideways~" Oikawa sang loudly.

"Drink some battery acid while you're at it~"

[sharktrash]

EXCUSE YOU HE IS NOT GOING TO FUCK MUKURO.

Is what he would normally say, but it seems that pineapple is not important enough to him to make him remember him from that simple word, so nah. Guess that'll be the end of conversation for now.