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[worthlesspride]

Who: Tooru, Artolo, and Pride members
What: Tooru and Artolo provide Solstice Weed
When: Solstice
Where: Pride HQ
Warnings: Drugs (Marujuana) Carnies, probably, Tooru Oikawa being himself, and Artolo Apemis being himself.

What's this? There's a knocking on your door? On Solstice? Why it's either Tooru Oikawa or Artolo Apemis with a bag of weed for you and your band. Tooru is dressed for the occasion by wearing a polar bear head band, a candy cane striped crop top (to show off his awesome abs), tight red pants, black buckle shoes, and temporary tattoo of a mistletoe on his lower back. Yes, it's him telling you to kiss his ass, feel free to do so. Either way, you're getting weed from him and Artolo. Happy Solstice and calm the heck down you crazy Pride People.

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probably apologies in advance

[sharktrash]

There's a few long moments of level stare, completely devoid of any emotion or reaction, and then





he's shutting the door closed again.

[worthlesspride]

And Tooru sticks his foot in the door to keep it from closing.

"Happy Holidays! I bring weed!"

[sharktrash]

Damn it, too fast.

"You too," Squalo retorts almost merrily because he's not a completely mannerless swine, and peers at the bags suspiciously. It's revenge time, or so he thinks. "Did you find it in the trash?"

[worthlesspride]

"Nope, Double A got it from somewhere. I put it into pretty bags and, since I'm cuter, I'm passing them out to everyband~"

[sharktrash]

"Ah, so he found it in the trash." He does open the door wider again, though it may or may not be so he can give Tooru a critical once-over. "How noble of a second-rate musician. Did nobody tell you drugs aren't a necessity to write?"

[worthlesspride]

Second Rate? Fuck you Squalo. Punch him all you want, it's insulting his abilities that really pisses him off.

"Well," he said in his sweetest voice. "Ever since the party, Double A and I figured that everyone could use a nice chill, because of unlike the drugs the rest of you do, Mary Jane calms you down."

Not that Oikawa does much of anything drug wise, but a little pot here and there is okay.

"But... I don't think you deserve any. I'll come back later and give it to Genos."

[sharktrash]

Score. Guess he found what kind of punching works on the guy without making him resort to sexual innuendos.

"I don't do drugs," Squalo responds immediately, but it's obviously very not convincing. Whoops. Must be an almost reflexive response by now.

And then he's flashing his teeth again.

"Better, that's what I deserve. You'd better not be tryin' to poison my bandmate, yeah?"

[worthlesspride]

Carefull Squalo, he's a horrible enemy to have.

"You are such a fucking liar," Tooru rolls his eyes. "I don't care what you do. And you deserve shit. Anyways. I happen to think Genos is perfectly nice gentleman, and I'm not a violent person. I do go around poisoning people."

[sharktrash]

"Only the best kind of shit," he retorts evenly, however seems a little placated by that compliment to Genos. Hey, he takes pride in his band, okay, and Genos is a bro. "Good to hear. Doubt he'll want it, though."

[worthlesspride]

"Well, it's the thought that counts," Tooru said breezily. "He can give it to whoever."

Tooru is actually pleasant to people he likes, but isn't particularly close to.

[sharktrash]

"Sure." And he's closing the door again --


-- but seems to reconsider the last moment. Clearly he hasn't shittalked enough yet.

"Maybe you should blow less joints and practice more."

Slam.

[worthlesspride]

"You can go fuck yourself with a pineapple sideways~" Oikawa sang loudly.

"Drink some battery acid while you're at it~"

[sharktrash]

EXCUSE YOU HE IS NOT GOING TO FUCK MUKURO.

Is what he would normally say, but it seems that pineapple is not important enough to him to make him remember him from that simple word, so nah. Guess that'll be the end of conversation for now.