"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


[ prompts in comments! ]

Comments

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Hm. [Luci doesn't look too thrilled about that, and she casts a disappointed look towards Xanxus' room. Only one out of three? She'll have to give Xanxus a gentle reminder about safewords.] Coffee? Tomato juice? Advil?

[sharktrash]

What. [ Look safewords are for pussies and it never even crossed Squalo's mind to establish any. He considers the options. ] You got decent coffee? Actually, I'll take the pills too. God fucking damn it I'm never drinking again. [ Now we all know that's a lie. ] As much. While high.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[HEY THEY USED SAFEWORDS, ARE YOU SAYING SHE'S A PUSSY SQUALO? HUH? HUUUH?]

Who do you think I am, asshole? [She chuckles and heads for the kitchen. Of course they have decent coffee.]

Hey, it was your birthday. YOLO or whatever the internet says now. One day of pain is the right price to pay for a night of hardcore reveling. [She sets a mug down in front of him and pours the coffee.] How do you take it?

[sharktrash]

[ SHE SUGGESTED THEM. THEY NEVER USED IT. AND SHE'S EXCUSED BECAUSE SHE HAS A LITERAL PUSSY OKAY. ]

Not Italian, titwit. [ Ah the love is in the air. Still, he trails after her, nearly tripping over a chair, and very slowly takes a seat at the table. ] Black, no sugar. You're a fucking angel, Luci.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[WOW BUT THEY WERE STILL IN EFFECT, GODDAMMIT, SAFE SEX IS HAPPY SEX.]

Ah, the sweet sounds of being insulted and praised in nearly the same breath. [She smiles, pouring the mug and putting the carafe back.]

No but actually, how did you take it?

[Call her a Not Italian Titwit, will you....]

[sharktrash]

[ AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT. ]

[ He stares at her for a moment looking fucking lost, then slowly drags a hand over his face. Of course. Then he flashes his teeth at her. ]

With a bit of strain and a lot of lube. [ it's actually probably true since Scar Daddy is pretty packin', but, you know, it sounds like a great comeback too. ] Why, you wanna start a scrapbook?

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Can I? Let me get my Polaroid and dig through Xanxus' rubbish, BRB~

[Of course she goes nowhere, because ick no, but she's gotten her kicks.]

So are we going to see you around here more, or was this just a one-time thing?

[sharktrash]

I sure ain't gonna stop you like this!

[ Juuust gonna try drinking that coffee. Still hot, but it's fine if he sips it. He actually gives her question a moment of thought. ]

...dunno. Maybe? I mean, [ he gestures at himself, ] everyone who gets a taste of this always comes back for more, but he didn't fuckin propose or anything. [ More teeth. ] Don't worry, I'm still available.

[ ...he feels kind of weird saying this, but hey. He's not gonna swear off one Satan for another! Not yet, anyway. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci rolls her eyes and laughs.] I'm not the jealous type, if somebody calls it quits with me, I imagine it's pretty fucking important. But even I don't believe Xanxus' dick contains magical monogamous forces, if it makes you feel better.

I was just thinking I hadn't had a threesome in a while. [Shrug.] Casual observation.

[Casual coffee sip.]

[sharktrash]

Like hell anyone with any fuckin taste would do that. [ But brb, snorting loudly at the mention of monogamy. Now, he might not be entirely opposed to it under certain circumstances, but Xanxus is definitely not the guy for it. ]

[ And then he just proceeds to drink the coffee -- ]

[ AND SPRAY IT RIGHT OUT OF HIS MOUTH. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Oh G-O-D.]

[Luci can't help it, she loses her shit right there in the middle of the kitchen. Laughing so hard she's practically crying. Fuck the counter, this is gold.]

Ouch! [She keeps laughing.] I haven't received a rejection this bad since that drummer from Poe's old band slapped me across the face!

[sharktrash]

[ He'd protest it being a rejection but he's too busy coughing (and trying not to throw up while doing so). Finally he manages to settle down again, takes another swig of coffee, swallows it and tries talking again, his voice just a tad hoarser than usual. ]

No, that's -- you just kinda surprised me.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

It's surprising I want to roll around naked with both you and Xanxus? Come on, you know I have excellent taste, and I know how to have a good time. Obvious answer is I get in on this if you get regular with Xanxus. Sharing is caring.

[sharktrash]

Well, no. I -- didn't expect you meant at the same time.

[ oh no has baby actually not had a threesome yet? should this be rectified? stay tuned. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

...Oh. [Yeah, okay, fair enough, maybe she skipped a couple of chapters ahead in this particular book.] You think you might like it? Not sure? I'd just assumed too many people wanted you after shows to not do that kind of thing.

[It's time-efficient!]

[sharktrash]

Heh, I don't see why not. It just... never really came up before. [ thoughtfully. He scoffs and sticks his tongue at her over his coffee mug. Are you calling him a ho, Lucifer. ] Heeeey, wanting and getting are different things! ...I usually go for someone who stands out. If anyone.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Takes one to know one, Squalo. She wears that title with pride.]

Really? Huh... [She sips her coffee thoughtfully.] You're more of a romantic than I pegged you for. That's sweet. [She smiles, genuinely. She's not teasing, she's not belittling, she's actually a little charmed that such a metal guy is so selective.]

[sharktrash]

[ He bristles a little. He's probably something of a tsundere in addition to all of this embarrassment. ]

I'm not fucking romantic! [ And then he grins at her, somewhat sinister, probably trying to save the situation. ] And you haven't pegged me. [ LOOK HE CAN AFFORD BEING SELECTIVE he's only the most amazing guy in the world etc etc. ...well. after Xanxus. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

I can if you want, I keep all my harnesses clean and ready to go, you never know who's going to be into it. I just thought you'd be a little sore already.

[There is no stopping her.]

And you totally are, and it's good. I love a cuddler.

[sharktrash]

[ Pssshhht "a little". He bares his teeth at her. ] Maybe next time, then.

[ Okay. Okay, she wins this time, but this is not the end. ]

The hell, just 'cause I'm not dragging all my audience into my bed doesn't mean I only fuck out of love. [ Almost shudders at the 'l' word. Apparently that's what 'romantic' means to him, whoops. ]

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Hey hey hey, who said anything about love? Romance, man! Fuck, watch your language.

[Yeah someone is allergic to the 'l' word too.]

It's a flavor. Rough sex, vanilla sex, romantic sex. I like all of it, by the way, but it seems like in our particular group of individuals, only a handful of us don't fuck like the world is ending in five minutes.

[sharktrash]

I'll go wash my mouth with soap. [ He still looks a bit offended, though. ]

[ At least they have an understanding. ]

You never know. [ Lightly, and he starts drinking the coffee again. ] Though I'd rather meet the world ending by myself than with someone who's not worth that honor.

[stylistic_disloyalty]

[Luci nods thoughtfully, sipping her coffee.] I'll probably do something crazy, because honestly I'd rather not be thinking about you alone and masturbating while the world bursts into flame.

[sharktrash]

[ oh my god ]

[ At least he doesn't spit the coffee out this time. ]

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD BE DOING

[stylistic_disloyalty]

Yeah? [Luci sips her coffee some more, acting like Squalo hadn't just made the windows in the living room rattle.] What would you do? If you had a short amount of time to live?