"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


[ prompts in comments! ]

Comments

[nuns4money]

Fate, huh. That's almost romantic. You sure you wanna use that word?

[sharktrash]

Hell yeah. I was always meant to see your tits. That even sounds great.

[nuns4money]

Well it's nice to know you like them. Just know you aren't gonna see em all the time.

[sharktrash]

Vooooii, like hell I'd want that. I'm not looking for routine.

[ There goes the bartender with the ordered drinks, and he gladly grabs one. ]

Anything you wanna see in return?

[nuns4money]

I don't know... you don't even know my name. And it's too early for ya dick.

[She takes her own drink, leans back.] Ruby Gordon.

[Yes, it's ironic with that hair now.]

And right now, just your company, can I have just that?

[sharktrash]

I don't need your name to show you my dick, just so you know.

[ But he won't press it, and instead snort when she does provide her name, because yeah, irony. ]

Why not Sapphire?

[nuns4money]

Still don't want to see it right now.

I can't choose the name I was born with.

[You should talk with a name like that.]

[sharktrash]

Playing hard to get, huh?

[ Squalo what if she just DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK ]

[ rests cheek on hand, smirking. ]

No. But you can choose the name you live with.

[nuns4money]

[She'll say it again, it's too early for shark dick right now. Besides, it's your birthday. Maybe you want to show it to someone special tonight.]

I guess, I like the idea of lingering in someones mind.

[That's... strangely charming in a roguish, shady as all hell way.]

But I like my name. And I happen to like the color blue too, ya see my dilemma here?

[sharktrash]

[ Does she know that sharks have two dicks? Etc. But hey, maybe he will. ]

Nothing like making a lasting impression. [ He seems to agree. ]

[ Tilting his head slightly; ]

Sure. Aren't they technically the same mineral? But you'd look great in red, too.

[nuns4money]

[She knows you ain't a shark... hopefully. Maybe the labels did some weird ass experimentation.]

They are. That's rather sweet of you to say. A couple minutes also you told me to show my tits. You must be layered.

[sharktrash]

[ Nah probably not. Though he's silver, bloodthirsty and has pretty big and sharp teeth, so. Quirks an eyebrow. ]

I don't see how those things contradict each other.

[nuns4money]

Good point, but whatever.

I dyed my hair because your shitty fans keep noticing me and want to kill me for hanging out with you.

[sharktrash]

Seriously? You've hung out with me? I think I'd remember that.

[ Sorry. Again; can't remember every titsy blond he hits on. Now, though? You're making yourself pretty memorable. ]

And you thought the best way to go unnoticed was to use my colors.

[ Yeah he just assumed that's why you picked it. ]

[nuns4money]

I sang with you and Luci... also I screamed at you in the coffee shop.

Because some of your fans tend to dye your hair that shade... with varying results. I think the blue makes me stand though.

[sharktrash]

Oh yeah! That was you!

[ Smoothness back on, moving on. ]

So you decided to cut your associations with me by dying your hair the way my fans do it? Can't you see the logical fallacy here?

[nuns4money]

Yep.

I do, still makes less noticeable to them. Granted I can't get rid of my tits.

[sharktrash]

[ Okay uh. He still doesn't understand but you do you, crazy fan. ]

Technically you could, but I really don't recommend it.

[nuns4money]

Of course you don't recommend it, you adore the twins.

[sharktrash]

Well, adore might be a bit strong of a word... [ He's grinning nonetheless. ] But I'd gladly get introduced.

[nuns4money]

Wonderful, they would like to see you again after some conversation.

[sharktrash]

Sounds good. [ He orders her another drink. ] You obviously know who I am. Why don't we start with you telling me more about yourself. Work? Dreams? The reason for gravitating toward my dick?

[nuns4money]

I work as receptionist at a Hotel near Pride Headquarters. You might have banged someone there. Also I primarily came here because I like being close to music.

[Most of it is lies and the last question isn't answered.]

[sharktrash]

Hmm. Possible. [ He really couldn't reasonably remember everyone he's banged at this rate, if we count the fans. He gives her a somewhat dirty look for that next part, though. ] Well, you're about to be real damn close to some music. [ He leans in, all grins, clearly expecting her to jump into his lap or something. Hey, he's a musician, so. ]

[nuns4money]

Aww, thank you. [And she does go on his lap, anything for the birthday boy.]