"In cento anni o cento mesi, l'acqua torna a' suoi paesi."

[sharktrash]

Who: Squalo and YOU!
What: birthday catch-all! Squalo's turning 23 on the 13th. Yes he is Pisces because his character wasn't fish-related enough yet.
When: 12th-14th
Where: All around Vista city, the mall, the bars, Pride HQ, MANTICORE penthouse, Junkyard Carnival penthouse, etc.
Warnings: Squalo language, violence, substance abuse, (mentions of) banging, will update as necessary


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[nuns4money]

[In one of these wild ass rock clubs there's a familiar figure at the bar. It's that blonde lady that sung with him and Luci, also screamed at him at The Daily Grind. Of course she's no longer blond anymore, her long hair almost as silvery-white as Squalo's own with her roots being a dramatic dark blue. Still, the lady is still herself and still in leather

She might even get up and dance on a table for him if she hears it's his birthday.]

[sharktrash]

[ She might hear someone mention it. The bartender, maybe. Squalo probably won't recognize her with that hair, and even if he did, he sort of remembers her like That Stuck Up Bitch from the coffee store, so he's not all that keen on initiating conversation. ]

[ Well, aside from some kind of equivalent of 'show me your tits' as he passes her probably because he's classy as fuck. ]

[nuns4money]

[Well isn't he just fuckin' precious. Juuust to be civil towards him (and it's his birthday) he gets a brief flash of the twins. But only for a second or two.]

[sharktrash]

Holy shit! [ Pretty much a delighted shriek. Some people never grow out of their teenage years in some regards, pretty much. ] You actually did it!

[ He leans toward the bartender and stuffs a money bill down his shirt/pants because that's normal. ]

Get her a drink.

[nuns4money]

[As long as you like em and wanna see em, tits can smooth over nearly all your problems and disagreements.]

Hopefully no one took pictures. We keep meeting at other for some reason.

[Actually it's on purpose, but Eda ain't telling him that yet.]

* each other

[sharktrash]

[ Pretty much, yeah. Makes everything better. ]

Can't blame them if they did! [ But fine, since she seems agreeable today, he's all for making conversation. ] Who knows, maybe it's fate.

[nuns4money]

Fate, huh. That's almost romantic. You sure you wanna use that word?

[sharktrash]

Hell yeah. I was always meant to see your tits. That even sounds great.

[nuns4money]

Well it's nice to know you like them. Just know you aren't gonna see em all the time.

[sharktrash]

Vooooii, like hell I'd want that. I'm not looking for routine.

[ There goes the bartender with the ordered drinks, and he gladly grabs one. ]

Anything you wanna see in return?

[nuns4money]

I don't know... you don't even know my name. And it's too early for ya dick.

[She takes her own drink, leans back.] Ruby Gordon.

[Yes, it's ironic with that hair now.]

And right now, just your company, can I have just that?

[sharktrash]

I don't need your name to show you my dick, just so you know.

[ But he won't press it, and instead snort when she does provide her name, because yeah, irony. ]

Why not Sapphire?

[nuns4money]

Still don't want to see it right now.

I can't choose the name I was born with.

[You should talk with a name like that.]

[sharktrash]

Playing hard to get, huh?

[ Squalo what if she just DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DICK ]

[ rests cheek on hand, smirking. ]

No. But you can choose the name you live with.

[nuns4money]

[She'll say it again, it's too early for shark dick right now. Besides, it's your birthday. Maybe you want to show it to someone special tonight.]

I guess, I like the idea of lingering in someones mind.

[That's... strangely charming in a roguish, shady as all hell way.]

But I like my name. And I happen to like the color blue too, ya see my dilemma here?

[sharktrash]

[ Does she know that sharks have two dicks? Etc. But hey, maybe he will. ]

Nothing like making a lasting impression. [ He seems to agree. ]

[ Tilting his head slightly; ]

Sure. Aren't they technically the same mineral? But you'd look great in red, too.

[nuns4money]

[She knows you ain't a shark... hopefully. Maybe the labels did some weird ass experimentation.]

They are. That's rather sweet of you to say. A couple minutes also you told me to show my tits. You must be layered.

[sharktrash]

[ Nah probably not. Though he's silver, bloodthirsty and has pretty big and sharp teeth, so. Quirks an eyebrow. ]

I don't see how those things contradict each other.

[nuns4money]

Good point, but whatever.

I dyed my hair because your shitty fans keep noticing me and want to kill me for hanging out with you.

[sharktrash]

Seriously? You've hung out with me? I think I'd remember that.

[ Sorry. Again; can't remember every titsy blond he hits on. Now, though? You're making yourself pretty memorable. ]

And you thought the best way to go unnoticed was to use my colors.

[ Yeah he just assumed that's why you picked it. ]

[nuns4money]

I sang with you and Luci... also I screamed at you in the coffee shop.

Because some of your fans tend to dye your hair that shade... with varying results. I think the blue makes me stand though.

[sharktrash]

Oh yeah! That was you!

[ Smoothness back on, moving on. ]

So you decided to cut your associations with me by dying your hair the way my fans do it? Can't you see the logical fallacy here?

[nuns4money]

Yep.

I do, still makes less noticeable to them. Granted I can't get rid of my tits.

[sharktrash]

[ Okay uh. He still doesn't understand but you do you, crazy fan. ]

Technically you could, but I really don't recommend it.

[nuns4money]

Of course you don't recommend it, you adore the twins.